• AnonymousDo you naturally look like a cat or u did plastic surgery??
  • kmitt

    Plastic surgery. Extensive. My parents actually wanted a cat but were allergic so they had a second daughter and painstakingly defined each feature of mine until I was as feline as possible. I’m a medical miracle. I actually only eat Friskys. That’s how I stay slender and agile.

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I wish tumblr had an option where you could send a post as a message to one specific person

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asian:

people that walk slow in the hallway should walk slow in the middle of traffic too

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teapayne:

*unplugs 100% charged iphone*

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battery 43%

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tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

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